This is where we tell you all the ways that you can give us money.
(Scroll to the bottom if you’ve heard enough and your ready to fork it over.)
The Fundraiser
Tickets are $50. But don’t worry, you can pay more.
A night of improv!
Nearly unheard of in Los Angeles!
There will be booze!
50 seats only!
Exclamation point!
3053 Lincoln Ave
Altadena CA 91001
Street parking, and parking in the small lot next door. Please don’t part in front of the liquor store. Good advice in general, but here, specifically, please don’t.
You will help us to come up with the plot of the movie during the fundraiser! How ridiculous is that?!
Every dollar of the money raised for NO PLANS THIS WEEKEND’s first feature film will go entirely towards the production budget. It may not be a great cause, but it’s our cause. Below are the various levels at which you can donate and the crap we will give you when you do.
$50
Tickets to the fundraiser cost $50 each, and we hope you’ll join us for what promises to be at least the third best night of your week, and a chance to spend more money yet upon arrival. There will be booze, though it won’t be great booze. But really, is there “bad” booze? There is. And we will have it. If there are two of you, well that would be $100, wouldn’t it? Though (see below) you are invited to pay much much more.
$500
Sure, you could spend $500 and get 10 tickets. OR you can spend $500 and get ONE ticket — hear me out — and ALSO be credited as a CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER of the movie. Really! It’s a great way to pad your IMDB page and your friends will shriek when you name appears in the credits at the premiere. Though that might be because they saw a rat. Use your judgement.
$2000
There are only 50 seats in the theater, so sure, you can attend along with 39 of your cheapest friends. OR — for reals, now — you can spend two grand and get ONE ticket (SO lucky!) and become a real-live EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. YES! That’s how silly these credits are! But actually, it’s pretty cool, and your name will appear in the opening credits and everything. Like, in a movie. Like Star Wars or Gigli.
$Anything
And if you just want a seat and are willing to donate something between $50 and $500, we would truly be thrilled and deeply appreciative. And if you wanted to donate ANY dollar amount and NOT come, that’s great! (I mean, it’s not great that you aren’t coming, but it’s great that you are so generous as to simply donate to the movie.)
Pay with one of the methods below, and leave a note letting us know how many tickets you want.
(E.G.: If you are donating $200 but only want one ticket, let us know. If you are donating $50 but are not attending, let us know.)
noplansthisweekend@gmail.com
OR…
ZELLE is the preferred method of payment for the finance department here on the 14th floor of the No Plans complex.
But if you are not a Zeller, if you do not Zelle, we gladly take Venmo, Paypal, or bags of non-sequential, unmarked bills.
REMEMBER TO LEAVE A NOTE TELLING US HOW MANY TICKETS YOU WANT IF YOU ARE DONATING ABOVE $50
@noplansthisweekend
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x9423
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